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KT #725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)

2025-07-01

Jeremiah Maltes

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Watch Jeremiah Maltes's Kill Tony episode 725 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.40 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

It's 2025 and there seems to still be a lot of gender confusion, but I think I'm actually racially confused.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been with one black woman in my life.

and I don't know I mean I've been with a few habsies but all my other black

friends in my life you know they tell me that it doesn't count apparently there's

a threshold for a blackness you know there's like Taylor Swift Beyonce and

whoopi Goldberg and I mean I guess I just didn't hit the mark I don't know but

what's funny the funny thing is the nigga bar seems to be a lot lower than

than the actual black bar.

So like, people my whole life have told me

that I'm not black.

But I say nigga all the time and nobody gives a fuck.

Look at Puerto Ricans, Fat Joe.

Fat Joe says nigga in just about every one of his songs.

Nobody gives a fuck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupIt's 2025 and there seems to still be a lot of gender confusion, but I think I'm actually racially confused.

setupYeah, yeah, yeah. I've been with one black woman in my life.

setupand I don't know I mean I've been with a few habsies but all my other black

setupfriends in my life you know they tell me that it doesn't count apparently there's

setupa threshold for a blackness you know there's like Taylor Swift Beyonce and

setupwhoopi Goldberg and I mean I guess I just didn't hit the mark I don't know but

setupwhat's funny the funny thing is the nigga bar seems to be a lot lower than

setupthan the actual black bar.

setupSo like, people my whole life have told me

setupthat I'm not black.

punchlineBut I say nigga all the time and nobody gives a fuck.

tagLook at Puerto Ricans, Fat Joe.

tagFat Joe says nigga in just about every one of his songs.

tagNobody gives a fuck.