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KT #725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)

2025-07-01

Finnegan Timothy O'Malley

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Watch Finnegan Timothy O'Malley's Kill Tony episode 725 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.15 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density

Just to be clear, I'm not Canadian.

[Bit 1]

Hi, my name is Finnegan Timothy O'Malley.

Actually, my mom named me to be an alcoholic by 21.

[Bit 2]

Every day after I go to school, I have to go to hell.

Most of you know it as the YMCA.

The people who work there are barely older than us.

They just want to puberty themselves.

I can see their pimples.

My friend Jackson is taller than most of them there.

Mainly because Jackson is a 5'4" beast.

Every day when we walk in there,

we're forced to wash our hands

like we're carrying a disease.

And then we have to eat food that expires in two days.

Because we can't.

Wow, you are a dumbass retard, Red Band.

I love that you laugh at these moments.

Oh, he's flipping you guys off.

You're wrong, you're retarded.

Let's go back to the punchline

that anybody with fucking common sense,

not to mention somebody working on this show for 12 years,

would know not to interrupt, you fucking retard.

Here he is with the end of his joke.

It's Finnegan, everybody.

literally destroying live.

- Do that last one again and hit the punchline.

- And then we have to eat food that expires in two days

'cause we can't waste food.

If they keep this up, then we'll expire in two days.

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setupHi, my name is Finnegan Timothy O'Malley.

punchlineActually, my mom named me to be an alcoholic by 21.