Justin Freshman

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Watch Justin Freshman's Kill Tony episode 143 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.50 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Valentine's Day killed me financially.

I had to get my girlfriend a dozen roses.

She normally charges 200.

Okay.

I stink, don't worry, I stink.

We have to beat last year. We have a three years anniversary. I have the police report to prove it.

We went to a Black Lives Matter protest. She wanted to take pictures and I wanted to get my wallet back.

You have 20 more seconds if you want to do anything else.

One more stinker, okay.

[Bit 2]

I got into reselling Air Jordans.

It's pretty good.

I'm heavily in the Puerto Rican stock market.

[Bit 3]

I lost my job recently and I'd rather get the Zika virus

than work on my resume.

That's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

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setup- Valentine's Day killed me financially.

setupI had to get my girlfriend a dozen roses.

punchlineShe normally charges 200.