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Watch Sarah Kenny's Kill Tony episode 143 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

You guys ever sneeze so hard you get your period

[Bit 2]

Yeah, every time adults see a little kid

they haven't seen in a while,

they always say the same thing.

They're like, "Oh my God, you're getting so big."

You know, kids get tired of hearing the same thing

over and over.

That's why when I see my little niece and nephew,

I kinda mess with them a little bit.

I'm like, "Oh my God, are you getting smaller?"

That's not right, I don't think.

[Bit 3]

So there's this food activist,

and the way that she became famous was like,

she would petition these companies

to remove harmful additives from their food.

But it's kind of silly because the companies she picks

are like Krispy Kreme.

And you know, if you're worried about toxins in your Krispy

Kreme, it's like worrying if your heroin is organic.

And what's even left when you take all the additives out

of a Krispy Kreme?

It's like dust in your hand.

[Bit 4]

So did you know that keeping the exterior of your car clean

all the time will have no effect on your life whatsoever?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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punchlineYou guys ever sneeze so hard you get your period