Isaac Hirsch

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Watch Isaac Hirsch's Kill Tony episode 143 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 5 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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I'd take the bus a lot

Keep seeing this ad on the bus an ad for an app like grubhub

says, "You'd use an app to find a date, but not an app to find a sandwich? Explain."

First of all, I don't have to explain myself to you. You're an ad on a bus.

I'm a grown man. I don't have to explain myself to anybody but my parents because I live with them.

Secondly, it's very simple. I can eat any sandwich I want.

I can look at a sandwich and be like, "Yeah, I'll have that sandwich."

And then I get to eat that sandwich. It's not like there's a very limited number of sandwiches willing to be eaten by me

that I have to use the internet to find.

That's the difference between sandwiches and dating, you guys.

I've never ordered a sandwich that's been like, "Hey, this cheesesteak knows you live

with your parents.

It's gonna pass."

Maybe aim a little lower, go for a baloney sandwich.

I've also never ordered a sandwich that's been like, "Surprise, this sandwich has kids."

Didn't list them on the menu, but now you gotta eat the kids.

Oh my God.

Thunder and Lightning.

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setupI'd take the bus a lot

setupKeep seeing this ad on the bus an ad for an app like grubhub

setupsays, "You'd use an app to find a date, but not an app to find a sandwich? Explain."

punchlineFirst of all, I don't have to explain myself to you. You're an ad on a bus.