Brian Swinehart

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Yeah.

Just blow it into the sacks next time, Jeremiah.

It's a good point though, because I wanted you to be like a dad character when you came up like that.

Because I was like, that will at least rationalize the choice.

What was that what was that act out you did after you told it depends joke, and then he like cranked the poop around in your diaper

Yeah, that's tight. I like that. Yeah, I love how you're looking at me while they're talking in it

You must be really psyched out like

I think everybody had such high hopes when you walked up on stage. Yeah, cuz you look funny. I mean look funny

Yeah, you clearly this off. You're one of you look comfortable. Do you think that he got buried with the door comments home?

Yeah, I don't think so. I think he was already buried. I think you know he got you know

I'm just saying like I think Isaac Hirsch was a much better young Bernie Sanders than you are

I mean, I do

Admire that you're one of the only human beings that gets your haircut at the Oompa Loompa section of the chocolate factory

Oh, he doesn't like chocolate. He likes laffy taffy. That's where he gets all his jokes. Whoa Brian

He's our senior health food correspondent so he knows about candy.

How long?

We have to put this in perspective.

So how long have you been doing this?

About four years.

Where have you been doing it at?

Vermont.

Yeah, Vermont.

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