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Kill Tony #143 (Al Madrigal, Jessica Michelle Singleton)

2017-09-02

Daniel Boucher

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Watch Daniel Boucher's Kill Tony episode 143 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.14 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I've been single for two years now, divorced, actually, for

two years now.

And I still feel single.

And I was leaving the house today, and I said, bite him,

my ex-wife and the kids.

And I'm still trying to work it out.

I'm still trying to work it out.

I feel I've been trying the dating.

I'm 40 years old.

I have no idea how to date anymore.

So I've been trying the online stuff, and I'm doing OK Cupid.

It's for the older people.

And they ask you questions.

You have to fill out your sexuality

and hetero flexible, bisexual, all this stuff.

I love-- I love pussy.

I love-- I totally-- I do.

I do.

I love women.

Total empowerment.

Love women.

And anyway, you know, I, uh, yeah, you know, it's, uh, I do, but I'll tell you, this fantasy

I've had lately is...

Thank you very much!

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setupAnd I was leaving the house today, and I said, bite him,

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