Liv Taylor

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Watch Liv Taylor's Kill Tony episode 719 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.25 tag density

What's up, Austin?

I am Liv.

[Bit 1]

I did just move to Austin.

On the contrary, I do not have two sisters named Laugh and Love.

OK, that was stupid.

Sorry.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I did just move to Austin.

My husband died last year.

year, which is, you know, pretty unfortunate. But men don't like to be told that women are

better drivers. So as a woman, I've just proved my point. Okay. I did always tell him I was

a better driver. Unfortunately, it took for him to just take me a little too seriously.

I've pretty much lost everything that's in my head right now, because there's a giant

[Bit 3]

light shining in my face. Anyways, I also have anxiety. So anytime that I masturbate,

I immediately think of my dead mom.

Like I know I'm shaming God, but like grandma, sorry.

[Bit 4]

My husband though, he was a freak.

I like to say that he's now watching

from his favorite point of view,

which is from my asshole.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI did just move to Austin.

punchlineOn the contrary, I do not have two sisters named Laugh and Love.