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2025-05-20

Zeth Burton

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Watch Zeth Burton's Kill Tony episode 719 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.83 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.83 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.83 tag density·Small Joke Book

- All right, how we doing, everybody?

[Bit 1]

Yeah, you know, I'm pretty tall.

I come up here, I'm six, five, you know.

You know, 200 pounds, you see any ladies out there.

But anyway, so I hit about six, five, 200 pounds.

I was 12 years old.

And no one really tells me, but like that's,

you deal with a lot of stuff.

Like I was like, my name's like saggy

'cause I had saggy nipples, you know, like.

Okay, you can laugh, it's fine.

Anything I also, it's like they call me Shrek,

my football team, you know.

And like, no one tells you, but like,

as soon as you, who's like 12 years old,

you know, no one wanted them less than many more, man.

It was over, you know.

Oh, God.

You know?

[Bit 2]

But I'm from Texas.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Like, growing up in Texas, high school

is a lot different out here.

Like, we didn't bring anything but a car to school days,

so they're showing up in horses and tractors.

And you know, in career days, they're

showing up in white hoods and crosses, you know?

It's pretty crazy.

I love it, man.

Oh, I mean--

Oh, shoot, okay.

And it's it.

[Bit 3]

- Oh, I was just saying, like, you know, then I was 15,

we had, like, gun safety classes,

'cause they wanted to get to those school shooters early,

you know?

But it should have gotten me, though.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYeah, you know, I'm pretty tall.

setupI come up here, I'm six, five, you know.

setupYou know, 200 pounds, you see any ladies out there.

setupBut anyway, so I hit about six, five, 200 pounds.

punchlineI was 12 years old.