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2017-02-24

Matt Duckett

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Watch Matt Duckett's Kill Tony episode 187 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.30 punch density·0.75 tag density

- What's up everybody?

- Hi Matt.

[Bit 1]

- I gotta tell ya, it's confusing.

It's confusing being half black and looking like me.

'Cause like, you look at me and you don't go,

"Oh, that's a half black dude."

You look at me and you go,

"That is the tallest Jew I have ever seen."

It's confusing, like I had a white friend

come up to me the other day.

He was like, "Matt, you're one of my best friends, man.

"I've known you for like eight years.

"I wanted to know if I could get permission from you

to use the N word.

And I was like, dude, I don't think that's in my jurisdiction.

I am black at an entry-level position.

You're not going to call up your friend who's

a janitor for the Lakers and ask for court-side seats.

You can't hook it up like that, you know?

I had to ask permission to use the N word growing up.

I grew up in an all-white neighborhood, though,

so I had to ask my dad.

I asked my dad, he's like, no, Matt, you can't use that word.

You're too light-skinned.

I was like, nigga, that's your fault.

The police officer pulled me over the other day,

police officer pulls me over, I rolled down my window,

I'm like, oh, is there a problem officer?

And he looks at me and he goes, maybe.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I gotta tell ya, it's confusing.

setupIt's confusing being half black and looking like me.

setup'Cause like, you look at me and you don't go,

setup"Oh, that's a half black dude."

setupYou look at me and you go,

punchline"That is the tallest Jew I have ever seen."