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2023-03-07

Luis Manra

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Watch Luis Manra's Kill Tony episode 599 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.35 punch density·0.80 tag density·Small Joke Book

- How's everybody doing?

Everybody good?

Thank you, thank you.

[Bit 1]

I'm new to Texas, so I've been avoiding HEB

'cause in my mind, it stands for hurting every beaner.

And you know, I don't wanna walk in there

and accidentally walk out with a job

just based on appearance.

So I've been working at this new little spot

called Uptown Cheapskate.

Y'all heard of it?

Uptown Cheapskate?

Yeah, we buy and sell used clothes.

[Bit 2]

It's pretty cool but it gets boring sometimes, you know?

So my intrusive thoughts start to kick in

so I'm gonna read just some of my little thoughts.

Damn, white women really do expire faster.

Where's my coworker smell like that?

[Bit 3]

These bras smell good though.

Why am I getting hard?

No, yeah, that was definitely a dude.

[Bit 4]

But yeah man, my girlfriend has a big ass head,

I don't like that shit.

All women have big ass heads, man, trust me.

Yeah, y'all need to accept that.

Women have big ass heads, man.

It's funny to me though,

I saw her get kicked in the face one time.

It was me, but I told her don't move, man.

Women don't listen.

But yeah, man.

[Bit 5]

Pretty sure I'm anti-Semitic.

And as soon as I figure out what that means,

I'll let you guys know.

So yeah, thank you guys, have a good one.

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setupI'm new to Texas, so I've been avoiding HEB

punchline'cause in my mind, it stands for hurting every beaner.

tagAnd you know, I don't wanna walk in there

tagand accidentally walk out with a job

tagjust based on appearance.