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2023-03-07

Kent Hunter

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Watch Kent Hunter's Kill Tony episode 599 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.73 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.75 punch density·1.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I used to date this girl with a loose labia.

For those of you who don't know what that means, whenever she would walk around her

pussies would clap like a Newton's cradle.

I mean, I'm telling you, if she got really excited, they'd start spinning like the cleaners

at Walmart.

To make her feel better, I started tying them up like little balloon animals.

She was insecure.

[Bit 2]

I think the transgender people have an unfair advantage in life.

And when I say that, I don't mean like women swimming or anything.

I mean, sexually.

I don't think it's fair that they can walk in to build a dick

and customize their penis like a lightsaber at Disney World.

I feel like we can make this more fair by having to draw it out of a hat.

Oh, like, "Oh, you're upset he got the 12-inch punisher

and you got the 4-incher with a weird tip. That's just life."

Learn how to use your tongue like the rest of us.

[Bit 3]

I don't like getting blackout drunk,

because it reminds me a lot about having surgery.

I mean, you wake up in a bed that's not yours,

you're in pain, and there's usually some fat chick

with her hands all over you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- So I used to date this girl with a loose labia.

setupFor those of you who don't know what that means, whenever she would walk around her

punchlinepussies would clap like a Newton's cradle.

tagI mean, I'm telling you, if she got really excited, they'd start spinning like the cleaners

tagat Walmart.

tagTo make her feel better, I started tying them up like little balloon animals.

tagShe was insecure.