Eddie Whitehead Jr.

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Watch Eddie Whitehead Jr.'s Kill Tony episode 196 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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Hello.

[Bit 1]

I'm old. I usually don't tell people how old I am. I usually just give them a phrase.

I might not look like your granddad, but I will fuck your grandma. Real hard.

General consensus is grandma likes to take it up the butt because you know grandma's freaky.

[Bit 2]

A lot of people think I look like Samuel Jackson.

A lot of people think I sound like Samuel Jackson.

But if I ask this man what's in his wallet right now,

you better run.

I don't need no fucking Capital One cards.

I went to a new beach this time last year.

I have to do this because we have time.

That's it, thank you for listening.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm old. I usually don't tell people how old I am. I usually just give them a phrase.

punchlineI might not look like your granddad, but I will fuck your grandma. Real hard.

tagGeneral consensus is grandma likes to take it up the butt because you know grandma's freaky.