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2017-05-23

Matt Pinstein

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Watch Matt Pinstein's Kill Tony episode 196 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.50 punch density, 7.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.50 punch density·7.00 tag density

What's up, guys?

It's good to be here.

How you feeling tonight?

I can tell that I'm not the only single dude.

Just check out the gallery.

[Bit 1]

But I have spent a lot of time on--

what's that site?

Tinder?

Tinder, that's right.

It's a lot like buying a car on Craigslist,

in case you don't know.

You get five photos and a brief description.

It's up to you to make contact with the seller.

But when you show up, you realize all the photos were

taken like five years ago.

And they didn't account for the scratches and the dings and

the dents and the exterior, let alone to mention the entire

interior mess.

There's daddy jokes hanging from the rear view.

There's a couple ex-boyfriends in the passenger seat.

There's a gluten allergy in the trunk.

That's pretty much it.

There you go.

I forgot a couple tag lines, but there it is.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupBut I have spent a lot of time on--

setupwhat's that site?

setupTinder?

setupTinder, that's right.

punchlineIt's a lot like buying a car on Craigslist,

tagYou get five photos and a brief description.

tagIt's up to you to make contact with the seller.

setupBut when you show up, you realize all the photos were

tagtaken like five years ago.

setupAnd they didn't account for the scratches and the dings and

setupthe dents and the exterior, let alone to mention the entire

taginterior mess.

tagThere's daddy jokes hanging from the rear view.

tagThere's a couple ex-boyfriends in the passenger seat.

tagThere's a gluten allergy in the trunk.