Portia Bartholome

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Watch Portia Bartholome's Kill Tony episode 204 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.62 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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Hey, guys.

Hey.

Oh, man.

[Bit 1]

All right, well, I don't mean to start myself by bragging,

but I gave a guy his first threesome the other day.

- Yeah! - Huh?

The only issue was he didn't like my other personality.

My other personality was Colorado Carl.

Did not like it, wasn't about it.

[Bit 2]

I got knocked unconscious for the first time the other day,

and when I came to the Father's Myth, it was like,

Oh my gosh, how many fingers?

And I was like, that's a really inappropriate question.

But like two and a half, three, a whole fist.

I experimented a lot in community college.

Experimented a lot.

[Bit 3]

I just recently moved here and it's beautiful.

I was like walking on the beach the other day

and I saw a mermaid, or at least I thought I saw a mermaid.

Turns out it was just a dead girl.

Your dead girls are so pretty here.

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setupAll right, well, I don't mean to start myself by bragging,

setupbut I gave a guy his first threesome the other day.

punchlineThe only issue was he didn't like my other personality.

tagMy other personality was Colorado Carl.

tagDid not like it, wasn't about it.