Lou Hinkle

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Watch Lou Hinkle's Kill Tony episode 118 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Hey, yo, I apologize if I come out looking nastier than the bottom of Bruce Jenner's

period panties and shit like that.

[Bit 2]

But like yo I'm all t- sorts of fired up and shit. I just found out my dad, he has AIDS.

And it's like not even the cool type of AIDS like Magic Johnson or EZ-E where I can like be proud and wear like a ribbon.

Get that sympathy pussy. Nah, cause my dad's just like a motherfucking alcoholic idiot dick-sucker.

You know? And it's like fuck wearing a ribbon for that cocksucker, you know?

[Bit 3]

Like I hated him after he left me and my mom like we were just some prom night dumpster baby and shit like that.

Like literally the only only only fucking thing the motherfucker left me in the neighborhood was like the legacy of being known as Danny Deepthroat's kid

and shit like that and let me tell you that shit was no motherfucking picnic once the archdiocese of

Philadelphia found out cuz like Cardinal Bevel Laka had his top head hunters fucking banging on my door

day and night trying to recruit me to be an altar boy

But like thankfully my mind didn't want me going down like the same path as a Nigerian schoolgirl

And like, she sent me to--

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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hyperbole

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setupHey, yo, I apologize if I come out looking nastier than the bottom of Bruce Jenner's

punchlineperiod panties and shit like that.