Tom Howard

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Watch Tom Howard's Kill Tony episode 118 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I look like a douchebag starter kit.

Seriously, and people tell me I'm too hard on myself when I say that, but then those

saying people go, "You can get us a discount at H&M, right, man?"

[Bit 2]

And the worst part is, I can't defend myself.

I weigh 140 pounds.

There are 13-year-olds playing little league with more muscle definition than me.

No joke, I was in a Target, I rounded the corner, a 16-year-old girl shoulder-checked

me, my knees buckled.

Like my friends come find me like, "Tom, Tom, you okay?"

I'm like, "Man, just...

Did you see that fucking bodybuilder walking around?

Jesus."

I work on the ending of that one.

[Bit 3]

So I had sex recently.

Yeah, about one week.

[Bit 4]

numerical value one week the song released by baronake ladies I struggle

with alcoholism I don't drink it's just a difficult word for me to spell fuck

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchlineI look like a douchebag starter kit.