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KILL TONY #578 - DAVE ATTELL + GREG FITZSIMMONS + IAN FIDANCE

2022-10-11

Isabella Carrozza

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Watch Isabella Carrozza's Kill Tony episode 578 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.22 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density

- How's it going?

[Bit 1]

I think we need to legalize weed in Texas, right?

Tired of having to deal with drug dealers.

It's very annoying.

They always make you go to them,

ends up being more expensive.

you have to leave, go to the store, buy Plan B.

[Bit 2]

I have a conspiracy theory that Plan B

is the one behind all these abortion laws, right?

'Cause when they passed that law, right?

'Cause when they passed that law here in Texas,

my roommates and I treated Plan B

the way white people treated toilet paper

during the pandemic.

To all the stores and stocked up.

I know we weren't the only ones,

'cause by the time we got to Walmart,

they're all out of Plan B, they only had guns left.

Labeled plan C.

Thanks.

I am, okay.

[Bit 3]

I got cheated on by a guy that I pegged.

What's in your suicide note?

[Bit 4]

That's why you have today older men.

Older men treat you so much better than their wives.

Do you notice that whenever an old man

is a super young girlfriend.

It's like a symbol of status, which makes sense,

because we live--

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI think we need to legalize weed in Texas, right?

setupTired of having to deal with drug dealers.

setupIt's very annoying.

setupThey always make you go to them,

setupends up being more expensive.

punchlineyou have to leave, go to the store, buy Plan B.