Mia Mars

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Watch Mia Mars's Kill Tony episode 217 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Yesterday was Father's Day, so I was talking to my dad.

And I said, dad, I think I need a future.

And he said, you should have thought of that

before you went to art school in the middle of a recession.

[Bit 2]

Then he said the most amazing thing to me.

He said, "Don't worry, Mia.

You like those nerdy boys.

If they're nerdy, they'll be smart.

If they're smart, they'll be rich,

so you'll always have someone to take care of you."

So either my dad thinks it's the 1800s,

or he just advocated for me to be a gold digger.

[Bit 3]

I'm not pretty enough to be a gold digger.

I look more like a grave digger.

I look more like a punk rock Betty Boop.

I look like Peter Loran drag.

[Bit 4]

I really don't like the way I look. I would sell my soul to the devil if he would make me more attractive, but I can't because apparently Jews don't have souls.

I know that's a groaner. Thank you.

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setupYesterday was Father's Day, so I was talking to my dad.

setupAnd I said, dad, I think I need a future.

setupAnd he said, you should have thought of that

punchlinebefore you went to art school in the middle of a recession.