Quinn Pastura

Bucket PullMan

Watch Quinn Pastura's Kill Tony episode 705 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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- That's way too tall for me.

[Bit 1]

I know what a lot of you guys were thinking.

You know, you heard about it at the end of my name.

You're like, "He's Italian," and you're right, unfortunately.

And I know a lot of people know stereotypes about Italians.

- What's an Italian? - Something like that.

that. They always do something like that. And I was talking to a fellow the other day,

and he started doing Italian stereotypes. He started telling me, I was like, "Oh, what

else do you know about Italians? Teach me about Italians." He was, man. He goes, "Well,

the first thing I know about Italians is they get really upset about things." And I started

yelling at him. I got fucking pissed. I was like, "Hey, dude, you can't. We don't get

upset about things. We get very passionate about things, okay? So cool your jets, dude.

What else do you know about Italians? What the fuck else do you know about Italians?"

And he goes, "Oh, the only thing I know about Italians

is that they're all really good cooks."

And I felt like a jackass for inviting this guy

to my dinner party. I swear to God.

I was cooking for a racist. This is terrible.

And this is the real kicker.

He had to bend over about a foot,

'cause I'm only 5'6", and he goes,

"The other thing I know about you little Italian bastards

is you're all criminals.

And I swear to God I would've cooked this guy's ass

if I wasn't a felon."

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setupI know what a lot of you guys were thinking.

setupYou know, you heard about it at the end of my name.

punchlineYou're like, "He's Italian," and you're right, unfortunately.