Hassan Ahmad

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Watch Hassan Ahmad's Kill Tony episode 705 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.91 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.91 punch density·2.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

-So, Israel and Palestine...

...just signed their ceasefire, so...

Hamas will talk to them.

[Bit 2]

The whole thing started when Hamas paraglided into a rave,

which, take the context of everything that happened

of everything that happened outside of it away,

that does sound like a great day with the boys.

You know what I mean?

Just smoking weed in the cave,

just, "Abdull, get the paragliders."

Just fucking, "Holy shit, Abdul, it's working!

"It's working!"

Just two flags on your paraglider,

one Palestinian that says, "Saddies are for the boys."

You know, just fucking committing a terrorist attack

to a rave, to techno, just,

"Diggity diggity, diggity diggity,

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T

That was Sandstorm by the rude in case you missed it I don't know if you guys-

I've been Asan Ahmaud.

A-S-O-O-O-N-A-M-O-O-D

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup-So, Israel and Palestine...

setup...just signed their ceasefire, so...

punchlineHamas will talk to them.