Jake Kennedy

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Watch Jake Kennedy's Kill Tony episode 705 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.64 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.64 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- I come from your typical normal-sized family, you know?

My sister's six foot, my mom's six foot,

and my dad just really beat the fuck out of me.

Really stunning my growth growing up.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, my mom, she really wanted me to feel special.

I remember she pulled me into her office one day and she said, "Son, you're going to dwarf camp."

I said, "Mom, I already get bullied."

So nevertheless, I went and it's exactly what you guys are thinking.

They gather all the little people from all the little villages,

they put them in a ring and we fight to the death.

You know, it's a cruel world.

[Bit 3]

My girlfriend just dumped me.

I was talking to a buddy about it and just telling him how,

you know, I was coming in between her career goals,

you know, and he just looked at me and said,

"Dude, that bitch works at Applebee's."

Nevertheless, don't call her a bitch.

She doesn't like that. That's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I come from your typical normal-sized family, you know?

setupMy sister's six foot, my mom's six foot,

punchlineand my dad just really beat the fuck out of me.

tagReally stunning my growth growing up.