Dylan Jarbo

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Watch Dylan Jarbo's Kill Tony episode 717 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.90 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.90 punch density·0.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I just found out high blood sugar.

Doctor asked me what I've been eating.

I said, "Lot of blood, lot of sugar."

[Bit 2]

You know, as an ice god, that'd be really sweet

to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't.

She went home with somebody else.

[Bit 3]

I think water bottles are getting too big.

It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl,

she just has, like, a scuba tank with a straw in it.

You got a climate to drink out of it?

Mm.

[Bit 4]

Like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym

with like a gallon jug

and I just fill it full of white cloths.

This all the ladies are like, "Wow, good for him."

I'm like, "You wanna see how much I can pinch press?"

[Bit 5]

Do you take fish oils?

Can I have a cigarette?

[Bit 6]

I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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double-meaning

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setupI just found out high blood sugar.

setupDoctor asked me what I've been eating.

punchlineI said, "Lot of blood, lot of sugar."