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KT #747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT

2025-12-09

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Watch Jack McWilliams's Kill Tony episode 747 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.72 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- I hooked up with a girl

who put on music to set the mood.

I was about to go down on her when the song "Cola"

by Lana Del Rey came on.

For those that don't know, the first line of that sexy song

is, "My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola."

So that threw me off, I'll be honest.

I was not expecting her to taste like the choice

of a new generation, you know?

Didn't seem sexy to me, but I didn't want to ruin the moment,

so I just asked her, "Can I go down on you?"

She said, "Is Pepsi okay?"

Not my first choice, you know?

I ordered a nice cold cock. Let me hear you, fellas.

Homophobic crowd.

[Bit 2]

Seriously, there's no way that Lana Del Rey thinks it's sexy

and it tastes like nobody's favorite beverage, right?

That's got to be an advertisement for Pepsi.

That product placement sticks out more than a shockingly clean car.

clean car on "The Walking Dead."

I'm watching that show like,

"How do they get a brand-new Chevy Silverado

in the fifth year of a zombie apocalypse?"

All right, I'm Jack McWilliams. Thanks so much.

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setup- I hooked up with a girl

setupwho put on music to set the mood.

setupI was about to go down on her when the song "Cola"

setupby Lana Del Rey came on.

setupFor those that don't know, the first line of that sexy song

setupis, "My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola."

setupI was not expecting her to taste like the choice

punchlineof a new generation, you know?