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Watch Paula's Kill Tony episode 747 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Hi, I'm going to do something a little different here.

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I'm not going to talk about the number one topic usually

on this show, which is dicks.

I'm going to talk about a former Olympic sport.

You might not notice, but I was a competitive athlete

at one point.

I'm kind of surprised, too.

Anybody want to guess what sport that might have been?

>> Sink off.

>> No.

>> Sink off.

>> Synchronized swimming.

That's what made me question the Olympics.

If I could do it, I'm not convinced.

So what made me realize that I couldn't take my gift to the next step was because I hated

getting my hair wet.

One more.

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setupI'm not going to talk about the number one topic usually

setupon this show, which is dicks.

setupI'm going to talk about a former Olympic sport.

setupYou might not notice, but I was a competitive athlete

setupat one point.

punchlineI'm kind of surprised, too.