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2024-11-26

Mio Love

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Watch Mio Love's Kill Tony episode 693 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.80 tag density·Medium Joke Book

[Bit 1]

Look, I'm 34 and recently separated.

And for some reason, my right titty, she went cockey.

That bitch looking like Biggie Smalls.

She doing a right face for no reason.

I have to reel her back in.

[Bit 2]

And I wanna come back to the game

with real big dick energy, you know?

So I talked to my cousin and she said,

"Bitch, you need to get wax.

It lasts forever and it leaves your skin smooth

like a dolphin."

So I did, I made the appointment,

and there I was, spread like a dolphin.

The lady's putting the wax, she's putting the strip,

and with no regards to my life or to Jesus,

she goes, "Ching, ching, ching, sah!"

Ma'am, I discovered the connection between your vision and that lip.

I went fucking blind.

I lost all control of my body and for some reason I just kicked the lady.

Don't feel bad for the lady.

She got kicked before.

Because she took it like a champ.

She got backed up and she wanted to do the other one.

At 34 I learned a valuable lesson.

You need to love yourself.

So right now I'm looking like a yin yang.

I got one bushy bush and one smooth like a dolphin, baby.

Thank you so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupLook, I'm 34 and recently separated.

setupAnd for some reason, my right titty, she went cockey.

punchlineThat bitch looking like Biggie Smalls.

tagShe doing a right face for no reason.

tagI have to reel her back in.