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Watch Hannah Jane's Kill Tony episode 762 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Oh, sorry.

[Bit 1]

people take one look at me and they're not really sure what they're looking at.

I actually, I get misgendered more often than any woman should and that honestly

it doesn't bother me. It's usually by the same woman that works at 7-11 and she's

trying her best guys. Yeah it's like stepping on someone's toes you know. I

can't get mad at that. I'm not gonna correct her but if like someone ever

wanted to be polite and ask me what my pronouns are I will slap you in the face

to let you know I'm a bitch.

[Bit 2]

And people are shocked when they find out

that I date men.

It's just not often, you know?

I have one rule, they have to be more masculine than me.

It's hard to find.

[Bit 3]

I work in carpentry and I think that's a big reason

why I'm still single, 'cause I work with wood all day.

The last thing I wanna do is go home and deal with poplar.

And if you don't get it, poplar is an extremely soft wood.

Better be mahogany. Mahogany's black. Thank you.

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setuppeople take one look at me and they're not really sure what they're looking at.

setupI actually, I get misgendered more often than any woman should and that honestly

setupit doesn't bother me. It's usually by the same woman that works at 7-11 and she's

setuptrying her best guys. Yeah it's like stepping on someone's toes you know. I

setupcan't get mad at that. I'm not gonna correct her but if like someone ever

setupwanted to be polite and ask me what my pronouns are I will slap you in the face

punchlineto let you know I'm a bitch.