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KT #762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY

Joe Ellis

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Watch Joe Ellis's Kill Tony episode 762 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 7 bits, 8 joke beats, 0.59 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·7 bits·8 beats·0.59 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

My name is Joe, and because we're in Texas,

I'm legally required to tell you all that I am trans.

Don't worry, they took my guns at the door.

Yeah, you're safe for now.

[Bit 2]

I go by Joe, J-O.

I used to go by Joe, J-O-E.

But like most things with transition,

you just cut off the parts you don't like.

Yeah.

[Bit 3]

Speaking of guns, I actually do love guns.

You know, us trannies are always packing something.

And it's hard to conceal carry a Glock

when you're hiding a cock.

[Bit 4]

Yeah, and I love my guns so much.

You know, I really only came out of the closet

to make room for more guns.

[Bit 5]

And because I'm on hormones, people ask me,

they say, "Is it safe for you to be around so many guns?"

And the hormones make me emotional sometimes,

like a woman on her period, but not unstable.

Like, not so unstable I'd shoot up a Catholic school.

Oh, a little dark for the mothership.

[Bit 6]

I asked a priest about that joke,

and he said, "Finish blowing me first."

[Bit 7]

He didn't say that I transitioned.

I'm not a boy anymore.

My name's Joe, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupMy name is Joe, and because we're in Texas,

punchlineI'm legally required to tell you all that I am trans.

tagDon't worry, they took my guns at the door.

tagYeah, you're safe for now.