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KT #762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY

Orhoon Timur

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Watch Orhoon Timur's Kill Tony episode 762 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.60 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.60 punch density·0.80 tag density

[Bit 1]

- It's been really nerve-wracking back there.

'Cause I'm watching the people go before,

it's like, open mic or legend, open mic or legend.

I'm like, can I please be after,

I'm gonna buy Trinity all the alcohol

or medication she needs.

After this, I was like,

I know her too, I'm like, "Oh please suck, I don't give a fuck about your career please."

Anyway, but now comedy.

[Bit 2]

So, I'm 33, I've never gone close to marriage.

I can't look at you when I say this, I have to look at a man.

I've never gone close to marriage.

You guys can act a little surprised by the way.

I bought a new fucking shirt for this.

Fucking--I'm surprised.

All right, but the reason is 'cause I'm a struggling comic,

and I really don't want to settle for someone

who would settle for me.

You know, I--anybody who looks at me and says,

"Yeah, I'll waste my best egg years on him,"

I'm like, "I don't want someone with bad judgment

raising my children."

You know?

Anyway, thank you, guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- It's been really nerve-wracking back there.

setup'Cause I'm watching the people go before,

punchlineit's like, open mic or legend, open mic or legend.

tagI'm like, can I please be after,

tagI'm gonna buy Trinity all the alcohol

tagor medication she needs.