Nate Hong Kong

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Watch Nate Hong Kong's Kill Tony episode 762 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.80 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hello, all. I am Nate Hong Kong.

Well, I was born and raised in Hong Kong,

but I got a big dick, so you can just call me Caulk Asian.

There we go.

[Bit 2]

I, no, I have lots of Chinese friends as a result.

Or just the one. I can't tell.

[Bit 3]

Yeah. I actually, I failed my driver's license in Hong Kong.

You know how fucking bad you have to be at driving?

For a Chinese guy sitting next to you,

shit's scared to be like,

"WÇ’ hÃ¡i dÅn lÇ’"

"I can't lie in good conscience."

"You are a low hazard."

No.

No, I actually failed because I didn't hit enough of the traffic cones.

What are you doing?

You didn't call all that family a foie.

All right, that's me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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setupHello, all. I am Nate Hong Kong.

setupWell, I was born and raised in Hong Kong,

punchlinebut I got a big dick, so you can just call me Caulk Asian.