Tam Pham

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Watch Tam Pham's Kill Tony episode 160 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

You might be wondering what kind of asshole names

this kid, Tam Pham.

Well, my dad's first name is Ann, his middle name is Van,

so his full name is Ann Van Pham.

Pham is actually the only part that's real.

The rest he actually named himself when he came to the US.

Personally, I would have deported him for that.

[Bit 2]

I mean, no wonder he gave me such a strange name, right?

If you screw up when you do something for yourself,

you're going to screw up when you do it for somebody else.

That's why you never see Rihanna teaching a self-defense class.

[Bit 3]

There are a lot of problems with the name Anne Van Pham,

but the thing I've always hated the most

is that even though he loves movies like Timecop and Bloodsport,

he has never even once referred to himself as Anne Van

Pham the Van Dan Pham.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou might be wondering what kind of asshole names

setupthis kid, Tam Pham.

setupWell, my dad's first name is Ann, his middle name is Van,

setupso his full name is Ann Van Pham.

setupPham is actually the only part that's real.

setupThe rest he actually named himself when he came to the US.

punchlinePersonally, I would have deported him for that.