Danny Tierney

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Watch Danny Tierney's Kill Tony episode 577 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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Hello everyone Danny Tierney my first time up here. Thank you jury

Yeah, so I have a minute. I don't want to burn it up too much. I had seven minutes.

Now I got 30 seconds. Yeah, Tony said that a lot of people were from coming tourism and

[Bit 1]

I'm looking around and I see a lot of tourists actually. I don't see a lot of people from

Austin really. Am I wrong about that? If you're from Austin, make some noise. This area right

I hear a lobby over in Austin, right?

That's who I want to be friends with.

Everyone was quiet.

I don't want to be your friend, I'm sorry.

[Bit 2]

I just got here from LA,

and I want the authentic Austin people.

People know where the good brisket's at.

You know, let's jump in a hole.

Let's take off our clothes and jump in one of these holes.

I fill holes.

Where we at?

I keep going until I hear a cat.

If I don't hear a cat, it's gonna get worse.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm looking around and I see a lot of tourists actually. I don't see a lot of people from

setupAustin really. Am I wrong about that? If you're from Austin, make some noise. This area right

setupI hear a lobby over in Austin, right?

setupThat's who I want to be friends with.

setupEveryone was quiet.

punchlineI don't want to be your friend, I'm sorry.