Drew Crump

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Watch Drew Crump's Kill Tony episode 577 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.46 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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What up, what up?

It's my birthday.

Legitimately.

[Bit 1]

I come from a crazy little town in South Chicago.

The other week, my dad bit a guy's fingers off in a bar brawl.

No bullshit.

And I was like, "Dad, how drunk do you have to be

to eat a fucking knuckle sandwich?"

You know what I mean?

And he was like, "You know what?

It tasted finger-licking good."

[Bit 2]

And you guys are probably like,

he probably beat you at home.

Maybe.

But Child of the Beast is cool, if you deserve it.

You know what I mean?

I probably deserved it.

I was a little retarded as a kid.

Yikes.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI come from a crazy little town in South Chicago.

setupThe other week, my dad bit a guy's fingers off in a bar brawl.

setupNo bullshit.

setupAnd I was like, "Dad, how drunk do you have to be

punchlineto eat a fucking knuckle sandwich?"

tagYou know what I mean?