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2022-10-04

Zach Witt

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Watch Zach Witt's Kill Tony episode 577 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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Hello, everyone.

[Bit 1]

So me and my girlfriend, we got into a little bit of a fight and I want to give you each

reason for what?

For me, for, let's start with her.

For her, she got tired of me asking her to go to the gym.

But I was the one who was in the right because...

I was the one who was in the right.

I was the one who was in the right because she got so mad at me calling her fatty, she

had to get an abortion.

My mom wasn't too happy about that one.

- Well, that's it?

- Go ahead, go ahead, I like you.

I wanna see more.

Let's see what's next.

Come on, take your time, Zach.

Believe it or not, you're the funniest white guy

on the show so far, so yeah, just keep going.

- You suck.

- Yeah, you tell him, Zach.

Whoever that was, kick him out, by the way,

if there's a door guy paying attention

to the guy that said, "You suck,"

You get to leave now, congratulations.

Even if it's one of Nick's friends, kick him out.

Go ahead, Zach, I'm sorry.

- Hopefully he wasn't trying to use.

- All right, we're gonna edit that part out, Zach.

Jesus Christ.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Did you have any more jokes?

So you wanna end it there, you could do whatever you want.

- My mom, she really has problems with her body.

So when she goes out places, she'll be like,

"Do I look like her?

"Do I look like her?"

I'm like, "I'm not gonna answer that question, Mom."

And then one day she asked that,

and I was like, finally time to answer it.

No, Mom, you don't look like her.

You look worse.

It's time to go grab the cake out of the fridge,

and let's just fix the problem.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo me and my girlfriend, we got into a little bit of a fight and I want to give you each

setupreason for what?

setupFor me, for, let's start with her.

setupFor her, she got tired of me asking her to go to the gym.

setupBut I was the one who was in the right because...

setupI was the one who was in the right.

punchlineI was the one who was in the right because she got so mad at me calling her fatty, she

punchlinehad to get an abortion.

tagMy mom wasn't too happy about that one.