Jake McCown

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Watch Jake McCown's Kill Tony episode 581 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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>> Hey! >> Everybody. >> How are we doing? >> I'm pretty pro

abortion too. In fact, I have a kid which may seem like I'm not

pro abortion but this Halloween we're dressing him up as a zombie

and we're taking him to Planned Parenthood and we're letting him

crawl in. >> I'm not going to lie. >> I'm not going to lie. >>

planned parenthood. We're letting them crawl in. I put the phone in the shirt. I'm going to say,

"Why did you kill me?" I just think some of you guys are a little bit too cavalier about it.

[Bit 2]

That's all. Like my friend Abby, she wrote in her Tinder profile, "You have to be at least six

feet tall to ride this ride, boys." I know that because I wrote it because I'm her friend on 5

eight. But I was like, Abby, why are you talking about your pussy like it's a

roller coaster? You've killed way more kids inside you than a roller coaster

ever has. Ah yeah, that's the noise it makes when the vacuum out the kid over

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setup>> Hey! >> Everybody. >> How are we doing? >> I'm pretty pro

setupabortion too. In fact, I have a kid which may seem like I'm not

setuppro abortion but this Halloween we're dressing him up as a zombie

setupand we're taking him to Planned Parenthood and we're letting him

setupcrawl in. >> I'm not going to lie. >> I'm not going to lie. >>

setupplanned parenthood. We're letting them crawl in. I put the phone in the shirt. I'm going to say,

punchline"Why did you kill me?" I just think some of you guys are a little bit too cavalier about it.