Annie Teicher

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Watch Annie Teicher's Kill Tony episode 742 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.38 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I've been dating and it's been pretty bad.

I'm not gay, but I'm getting there.

[Bit 2]

I just seem to like the worst guys.

I feel like this is a good example.

The last guy I dated, one time I was over at his house,

I fell down the stairs and he shushed me.

And I know, I know what you're thinking.

Wow, you were dating someone with a two-story home.

I messed up.

[Bit 3]

But dating is confusing.

I'll go on a date and end up texting him,

"Hey, we can't get to know each other

"if you don't come back from the bathroom."

And I am done telling--

Okay.

I am done telling these guys that I do comedy, okay?

I'm done, they're always like,

"Oh no way, are you funny?"

And I'm like--

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

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setup- I've been dating and it's been pretty bad.

punchlineI'm not gay, but I'm getting there.