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2025-11-04

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Watch David Wayne's Kill Tony episode 742 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·1.67 tag density·Medium Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- I used to have a job where I read a lot of police reports

and sometimes in the police reports,

the arresting officer were writing the narrative.

My body worn camera was active during the arrest.

They never wrote out that whole phrase.

They would abbreviate it.

So it would read, "My BWC was active during the arrest."

Yeah, if you're laughing at that, you're my people.

If you're not laughing at that,

you're still my people,

just haven't been corrupted by the internet yet.

'Cause if you're unaware in porn,

BWC stands for Big White Cock.

Yeah, so now, Davey reads a police report

as my Big White Cock was active during the arrest.

And every one of those,

there was always an additional charge

for resisting officer.

Yeah, no shit, dude.

This guy's coming to me holding his nightstick and his baton.

He was yelling out wild shit like, "Blue chews matter."

That's crazy.

Hell yeah, dude.

[Bit 2]

So obviously if you couldn't tell by looking at me, it's pretty obvious from the set as

well that I really enjoy titty fucking.

I do.

I just hate when the lube gets matted up in my chest there.

You guys have been great.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I used to have a job where I read a lot of police reports

setupand sometimes in the police reports,

setupthe arresting officer were writing the narrative.

setupMy body worn camera was active during the arrest.

setupThey never wrote out that whole phrase.

setupThey would abbreviate it.

setupSo it would read, "My BWC was active during the arrest."

setupIf you're not laughing at that,

setupyou're still my people,

setupjust haven't been corrupted by the internet yet.

setup'Cause if you're unaware in porn,

punchlineBWC stands for Big White Cock.

tagYeah, so now, Davey reads a police report

tagas my Big White Cock was active during the arrest.