Jay McGuire

Bucket PullMan

Watch Jay McGuire's Kill Tony episode 742 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.06 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Alright, here we go.

Uh...

Yeah, shut up Con. Jesus Christ this fucking douchebag. He's already gone fucking talking shit. I can't. Sam

We're gonna talk ancient occult later. Yeah for sure for sure. Tony's looking at me. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I get it

Shut the fuck up. Here we go. Alright, so uh,

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Tony, you look and sound like if...

What is this? I drank way too much tonight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

Tony looks and sounds like if Woody Allen fucked Woody Harrelson

and shot out Woody from Toy Story.

Yeah, I'll take that. Yeah. Sam likes it. There you go.

Yeah, I'm uncomfortable too.

In fact, this cunt's got fucking seven thrones and a golden Rolex on,

so we'll go for that.

Yeah, don't look at me like that. You got a ponytail on a part. We're not doing this right now. All right, Jesus fucking Christ

Yeah, so uh, yeah

Shouldn't have drank this much. Yeah

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setupTony, you look and sound like if...

setupTony looks and sounds like if Woody Allen fucked Woody Harrelson

punchlineand shot out Woody from Toy Story.