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2025-11-04

Alex Friedman

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Watch Alex Friedman's Kill Tony episode 742 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.64 punch density, 1.80 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.80 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.64 punch density·1.80 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

Man, I got to tell you, I've been trying to get myself out

more often.

And I met a girl who told me, oh my god, it's so nice

to finally meet a sweet Filipino guy.

There's only one problem.

I ate Filipino.

But I didn't tell her that.

I was like, yeah, I love bamboo.

Are you kidding me?

It's my favorite fruit.

I'm Manny Pacquiao.

He's my cousin, Father.

[Bit 2]

So I suck at dating,

especially 'cause I have social anxiety.

So I go to orgies.

Yeah, you know, people often ask me,

aren't you afraid of getting drugged?

I'm like, what are you kidding me?

That's what I'm there for.

I'm holding out my cup like I'm asking for loose change.

Please, I need to be drugged if I'm gonna be here.

And if you're trying to fuck me, so do you.

Oh, it's true, though.

[Bit 3]

You know, I've been to a lot of orgies in the past,

and the weirdest one I've ever been to,

the place was empty.

Not even did he was there.

But all the way in the back,

there were these two old people just going at it.

It was like seeing Betty White getting piledragged by Joe Biden.

You're welcome for that image, by the way.

But then this other guy, he walks in and he's like,

Oh, God!

Why does it smell like broken dreams and disappointment?

It basically smells like the Democratic National Convention.

The old guy here was like...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMan, I got to tell you, I've been trying to get myself out

setupmore often.

setupAnd I met a girl who told me, oh my god, it's so nice

setupto finally meet a sweet Filipino guy.

setupThere's only one problem.

punchlineI ate Filipino.

setupBut I didn't tell her that.

tagI was like, yeah, I love bamboo.

tagAre you kidding me?

tagIt's my favorite fruit.

tagI'm Manny Pacquiao.

tagHe's my cousin, Father.