Matt Banwart

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Watch Matt Banwart's Kill Tony episode 699 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 7 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I have hand tremors.

It's a medical condition.

For me, every weight's a shake weight.

I want to go to California and experience an earthquake

just so I can be steady, you know?

Everyone's like, "What's happening?"

I'm like, "I don't know. Sudden clarity?"

This sucks, dude. I can't go blind.

I'd read "Brel" with a stutter, you know?

Just...

I would love to be deaf, man.

I'd be the first guy doing sign language in a Sarah font, you know?

Just...

Can you imagine getting bullied by the ASL community for your accent?

Like...

I don't want that.

I don't want it.

It sucks, dude.

I shake all the time.

It's been really bad the last three years.

I used to love soup.

I used to love chili.

Now I just...

Yeah, now I just look chili, you know?

That's good.

- Yeah, I don't know.

I hate shaking, but my ex loved it.

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setupI have hand tremors.

setupIt's a medical condition.

punchlineFor me, every weight's a shake weight.