Davey Jackson

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Watch Davey Jackson's Kill Tony episode 699 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.86 punch density, 1.40 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·1.41 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.86 punch density·1.40 tag density

What's up, y'all?

[Bit 1]

It's good to be here, looking like a disgraced youth pastor.

I'm happy to be here.

[Bit 2]

I just got back from Atlanta, y'all.

Weird place, a lot of black people.

Yeah, I did find out that all the black men in Atlanta

are gay, which was weird.

Yeah, but also all the white people are on drugs in Atlanta.

So it's like this weird race is freaky Friday.

Like what the fuck did Tyler Perry do to that town

is what I wanna know.

But all those gay black dudes are still gangsters.

They're gangsters, fuck boy.

They stole my car and my heart in Atlanta.

They fucking, they got me, yeah.

[Bit 3]

Lot of people say once you go black, you never go back.

All right.

I like Mexican women.

Yeah, yeah, I like to say once you go Mexican,

you never rest again.

'Cause you have to sleep with one eye open

because they will stab you, they'll do that.

Once you go Latina, you're gonna get a subpoena.

You will end up in court.

That's just kinda how that works.

I'm Davey Jackson, thank y'all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineIt's good to be here, looking like a disgraced youth pastor.