Tommy Tickles

Bucket Pull

Watch Tommy Tickles's Kill Tony episode 699 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.89 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.49 tag density·3 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.89 punch density·0.60 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I'm 4% Nigerian.

That means I can say the N word every 50 days or so.

[Bit 2]

I'm married, I do most of my own laundry,

I do all the cooking, I do most of the cleaning,

and I pay most of the bills.

The only reason I'm still married is because of the sex.

The wonderful sex I'm having with her sister.

I don't want to screw that up.

I've got a real...

She's not even that hot.

[Bit 3]

I've got a real creepy uncle.

My mom hoped that he wouldn't rub off on me.

But he did it anyway.

[Bit 4]

I don't like to text and drive.

It makes it way too difficult to watch porn and masturbate.

[Bit 5]

You will never catch me drinking and driving,

'cause I'm that fucking fast.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I'm 4% Nigerian.

punchlineThat means I can say the N word every 50 days or so.