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2025-01-07

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Watch A-Bomb's Kill Tony episode 699 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.85 punch density, 1.20 tag density.

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- Hey, it's cool to be here,

[Bit 1]

but a lot of people hype Austin up like it's the promised land.

Like, as soon as you get off the highway,

you run into packs of motherfuckers sleeping together,

drugged out, begging for money, and I'm just a comedian.

Don't get me started on the homeless people.

I'm sure there are good people on both sides.

[Bit 2]

This is Texas, all right?

This should be a safe space.

Is it just me or trans women getting a little too powerful?

Hear me out.

They're kicking women asses in sports and dating gaps.

In a short amount of time, we went from, it's ma'am,

to, will you suck my lady penis?

Like, bro, maybe, maybe.

But you see these trans women on these dating apps,

and it's like, what's Sheelan Musk has been innovating

trans take knowledge.

Where are the alphabet people hiding them?

Him, her, one of them, one of them.

Should've put his ass on a vaccine.

I probably would've got it.

He has a good track record.

But you see these, fuck it bro, the bear bike.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupbut a lot of people hype Austin up like it's the promised land.

setupLike, as soon as you get off the highway,

setupyou run into packs of motherfuckers sleeping together,

punchlinedrugged out, begging for money, and I'm just a comedian.

tagDon't get me started on the homeless people.

tagI'm sure there are good people on both sides.