Fang Chao

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Watch Fang Chao's Kill Tony episode 739 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.11 tag density·3 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density

That's not my language. I speak English, okay?

Let's go.

[Bit 1]

In the middle of the pandemic, people start to hate Asians in this country.

A lot of bitch-ass Asians were scared.

My Chinese mother was one of them.

She called me up. She goes, "Hey, Feng Chao, don't go outside.

It's dangerous.

I'm like, "Mom, don't be a little bitch."

I'm not afraid of being Asian.

As a matter of fact, I've never been so proud of being Chinese.

Because Chinese people make number-one virus kill everybody.

Should have been everyone laughing.

If you didn't laugh, you might be the problem

that this country is failing.

I'm gonna call China after the show.

I'll get China on the phone.

I'll be like, "Yo, assholes.

Upgrade our virus."

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupIn the middle of the pandemic, people start to hate Asians in this country.

setupA lot of bitch-ass Asians were scared.

setupMy Chinese mother was one of them.

setupShe called me up. She goes, "Hey, Feng Chao, don't go outside.

setupIt's dangerous.

punchlineI'm like, "Mom, don't be a little bitch."