Pamela Galvez

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Watch Pamela Galvez's Kill Tony episode 740 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Hi everybody.

[Bit 1]

So my boyfriend, he still goes to the pediatrician.

This is a true story.

I've been with him to the pediatrician twice.

And his pediatrician used to see his little baby balls.

And now he gets to see where he empties his balls.

I know I'm fresh.

[Bit 2]

I usually like to ask people,

if you could be an animal, which animal would you want to be?

If I could be an animal, ladies, I want to be a female seahorse

because the female seahorse, the guys, they fight over her

And then whoever wins takes her on dates.

And then she nuts her eggs into his sack,

and she leaves them pregnant with 500 babies.

And she's out.

So, like, the female seahorse, I'm out.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo my boyfriend, he still goes to the pediatrician.

setupI've been with him to the pediatrician twice.

setupAnd his pediatrician used to see his little baby balls.

punchlineAnd now he gets to see where he empties his balls.