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2025-10-21

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Watch Chaddo's Kill Tony episode 740 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.50 tag density

What's up, guys?

Yeah.

[Bit 1]

Just wanted to let you know I'm pretty proud.

I've never uttered the phrase, "I have a black friend."

Yeah.

I've been called the white friend on many occasions,

which is always awkward, because you have to tell him

I would never be friends with a black guy.

I'm not racist, no, no, it's my wife.

She's going to try to fuck him.

[Bit 2]

No, she leaves me little hints around the house.

Like the other day, she got me this book.

She left it out of my nightstand.

It's called "How to Make a Woman Orgasm."

Yeah, I don't know how it ended. I didn't finish it.

I knew it was too complicated for me

because the first page said,

"Lick your fingers to turn these pages."

Fuck this.

[Bit 3]

But I have a lot of collections.

I don't pay anybody back.

If I owe you, if it ain't getting cut,

it ain't getting paid.

You all right?

Yeah, so one of the biggest collections I have

is to a sex shop, an adult store.

You know, one of these-- (door creaking)

Oh, nevermind.

I'm not paying you, fuck you.

I'm Chad O, thanks a lot.

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setupJust wanted to let you know I'm pretty proud.

setupI've never uttered the phrase, "I have a black friend."

setupI've been called the white friend on many occasions,

setupwhich is always awkward, because you have to tell him

setupI would never be friends with a black guy.

setupI'm not racist, no, no, it's my wife.

punchlineShe's going to try to fuck him.