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2025-10-21

Jordan Yates

Bucket Pull

Watch Jordan Yates's Kill Tony episode 740 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.29 punch density, 4.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·4.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.29 punch density·4.00 tag density

Hey, what's up, guys?

So, I'm just gonna get down to it.

[Bit 1]

I got married this year and I'm, quite frankly,

lucky my wife is still with me, you know?

'Cause I tried to shave my beard off recently, you know?

And she doesn't like to stubble.

You ladies know about the stubble?

'Cause I went in for a little smooch and she was like,

"Mmm, it's rough.

"It's coarse.

"It's itchy and I hate it."

But have y'all ever had a deal with a little lady's double before?

Come on, fellas.

There you go. You know what I'm talking about.

You know when you're trying to visit the roses and you get the thorns?

It's like trying to peach through a cheese grater.

I'm just down there trying to get some delicious fruit.

Meanwhile, my lips are getting the parmesan treatment.

I mean, they're like the fucking Olive Garden waiter,

like, "Say when, baby?"

By the way, fellas, she always wants more parmesan.

Come on. [ Laughs ]

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI got married this year and I'm, quite frankly,

setuplucky my wife is still with me, you know?

setup'Cause I tried to shave my beard off recently, you know?

setupAnd she doesn't like to stubble.

setupYou ladies know about the stubble?

setup'Cause I went in for a little smooch and she was like,

setup"Mmm, it's rough.

setup"It's coarse.

setup"It's itchy and I hate it."

setupBut have y'all ever had a deal with a little lady's double before?

setupYou know when you're trying to visit the roses and you get the thorns?

punchlineIt's like trying to peach through a cheese grater.

tagI'm just down there trying to get some delicious fruit.

tagMeanwhile, my lips are getting the parmesan treatment.

tagI mean, they're like the fucking Olive Garden waiter,

taglike, "Say when, baby?"