J.D. Madison

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Watch J.D. Madison's Kill Tony episode 740 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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What's up, y'all?

[Bit 1]

I'm gonna stage dive after it so you two get ready to catch.

All right?

Now the headline tomorrow would be

three dead, seven injured, 16 missing.

[Bit 2]

So yeah, I have a lot of intrusive thoughts.

One of which is like,

I don't think you can really call yourself straight

until you jack off the gay porn for the first time.

So think about it.

[Bit 3]

Like if you're over 30, we grew up with the AIDS crisis

and our parents telling us gay people are bad.

So you got to test that shit out, man.

I like to do it once a year, just on my birthday,

make sure I'm still good.

Little gift to myself, comfort my own sexuality.

I am straight though, so far.

But I got two kids, my five year old's

a little bit of a maniac, she's obsessed

with the K-pop demon hunters, if you guys know that one.

It's really great, but like she wants to be one

for Halloween and I'm trying to figure out

How much yellow face is appropriate for a five-year-old?

I don't need a repeat of the Little Mermaid incident, so.

That's my time, I'm J.D. Madison, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupI'm gonna stage dive after it so you two get ready to catch.

setupNow the headline tomorrow would be

punchlinethree dead, seven injured, 16 missing.