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KT #723 - DAVID LUCAS + CRISTINA MARIANI

Jenny Fitz

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Watch Jenny Fitz's Kill Tony episode 723 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.20 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.20 punch density·0.20 tag density·Medium Joke Book

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Jenny Fitz.

[Bit 1]

- I feel like open mics are a lot like middle-aged sex.

They last three to six minutes,

and if you go all sex,

you're probably trying out some new stuff.

[Bit 2]

I got divorced a couple years ago,

and I started dating a guy 20 years younger than I am.

You guys, when he first brought up birth control,

I was like, "Oh, my God.

He thinks I still have a period."

That is so flattering.

[Bit 3]

But I can't have any more kids.

I have three kids.

And being a parent as a Gen Xer is kind of tough

because we weren't really parented.

I realized I was ordering out too much

when Uber Eats figured out my custody schedule.

Oh, and, um...

I'm totally spacing right now,

which has never happened to me before,

but I do have one last question.

-Oh, no, you know, can I -- can I do my last one?

-Sure! -Okay, cool. All right.

We were caught in the rain.

[Bit 4]

Okay, so the world is so politically correct now.

I'm afraid that my kids are gonna say some racist shit like by accident.

'Cause the other day, one of my kids said to me, "I used to be friends with this Indian

girl on the bus, but I'm not friends with her anymore.

Not just because she's Indian, just because she doesn't ride that bus anymore."

I said, "Buddy, I don't think you meant that first just."

Okay, we're not racist.

If anybody's racist, it's the school.

They're the ones who put her on a different bus.

Okay, that was it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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analogy

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setup- I feel like open mics are a lot like middle-aged sex.

setupThey last three to six minutes,

setupand if you go all sex,

punchlineyou're probably trying out some new stuff.