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KT #723 - DAVID LUCAS + CRISTINA MARIANI

Cameron Illeg

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Watch Cameron Illeg's Kill Tony episode 723 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.44 punch density·1.00 tag density

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-My girlfriend -- My girlfriend's mad at me

because she said -- She said, "Hypothetically,

if we had a daughter and our daughter started OnlyFans,

would you be upset about that?"

And I said, "Yes, I would."

And then she yelled at me.

She said, "That's because you're not progressive for women."

And I said, "Listen, bitch...

It's the opposite. I'm the progressive one.

You think our daughter is only good for her big tits.

I think...

I think my daughter could be whatever she wants to be.

My daughter could dream. My daughter could be a lawyer.

My daughter could be a pilot for spirit.

My daughter...

My daughter could be a surgeon, not mine, but somebody's.

You know, I have big hopes for her, you know?

And I just think it's weird because your daughter is 50% you.

You know, so if your daughter has the only fans, then it's like...

This is not how I wanted to start a family business. That's what I wanted to do

You know, but your daughter's that's why I think it's okay. If your son has an only fans

I would be fine with that if my son had an only fans

That's okay because if my son can sell our penis

Godspeed brother I

Have been trying to give this thing away for free my whole life. How did you?

How did you figure this out? All right. Thank you

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setup-My girlfriend -- My girlfriend's mad at me

setupbecause she said -- She said, "Hypothetically,

setupif we had a daughter and our daughter started OnlyFans,

setupwould you be upset about that?"

setupAnd I said, "Yes, I would."

setupAnd then she yelled at me.

setupShe said, "That's because you're not progressive for women."

setupAnd I said, "Listen, bitch...

setupIt's the opposite. I'm the progressive one.

punchlineYou think our daughter is only good for her big tits.